Total Medals Earned: 398 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,365 Points
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 2/8 (100/265 points)
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
Medals Earned: 4/11 (120/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 3/6 (100/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!